Dalton's Hotel Spamming Doorman

Description

In dark hours such as these, full of beasts, brutes, gods, and discourteous youth, one must stand tall, and remain a shining examplar of politeness and hospitality. Welcome your enemies for a stay at the Baroness Hotel. Their time spent here will be so unforgettable, you might never even see them leave. Receive the official bellhop training manual today for a modest 36,000 souls!