I love the Golden Goose Egg so much. It's so incredibly Golden. it's so round. I love my Egg. I buy the Golden Goose Egg item every game I play. it shines down onto my life as a beacon of hope in trying times. The Golden Goose Egg brings to me an indescribeable sensation of safety, a sensation of calmness. Of peace. The Egg may not be replaced by anything, for its Golden glow will forever permeate the darkness of whatever wretched lands you may come across. I've sold all of my items to purchase the Egg. I will do so again. My wife filed for divorce due to all of my money going to the Golden Goose Egg. Who cares if your teammates don't have a lane partner? The Egg provides 90 souls per minute. Just think about the profit margins! Your teammates don't matter. Hold the Egg until 60 minutes.
Optionalhow many years has it been? decades? I feel like I've gone mad. The Egg is all that guides me through the murky darkness of uncertainty1 items
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