half hp merchant

Description

what even is health? a resource. a resource that i only need half of because god (yoshi) decided that today the healing tank damage monster needed to live longer and do more damage and more monster. so go crazy. go slam fire a holiday so you can go back on holiday slamming fire(ball). boot kick an apollo so you can go back to kicking off your boots and curbstomping rem. finally make a lash wish he didnt queue into YOUR game. sponsored by frenzy.