WHY WE BUY TESLA BULLETS
THERE IS A QUESTION THAT ECHOES THROUGH EVERY AGE OF HUMANITY: *WHY DO WE BUY TESLA BULLETS?* SOME SAY IT IS FOR THE 15% PROC CHANCE, BUT THEY MISTAKE THE SHADOW FOR THE TRUTH. THE LIGHTNING WAS NEVER MEANT FOR THE ENEMY—IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO REMIND US THAT NO SOUL TRAVELS ALONE. EVERY CHAIN IS A BOND THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE EXISTED, EVERY BOUNCE A FRIENDSHIP BORN FROM CHANCE, FORGED THROUGH DEFEAT, LAUGHTER, AND THE ETERNAL PROMISE OF "ONE MORE GAME." WE ENTERED DEADLOCK BELIEVING WE WERE SEARCHING FOR VICTORY, ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT VICTORY WAS NEVER THE POINT. THE PATCHES WILL CHANGE, THE META WILL FADE, AND EVEN THE STRONGEST BUILDS WILL BE FORGOTTEN, BUT SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ONE BOLT AND THE NEXT, SOMEONE IS STILL LAUGHING IN VOICE CHAT, AND FOR A FLEETING INSTANT THE UNIVERSE REMEMBERS THAT CONNECTION IS THE ONLY THING THAT HAS EVER TRULY CHAINED US TOGETHER. SO... WE BUY TESLA BULLETS.0 items
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