Welcometh to mine build, pathetic worm! thou maybeth beth wondering, "whye woulde i evere useth this?" well, thou see, mine diligent student, thou must simplye trust inst the process. All of theseth "professional players," ande theire "waves," ande theire "macro," all of their, "farming," (farming?! what is this? farminge simulatore 2014? of courseth not!) theye art all playinge the gameth terriblye wrong! the trueth objective, as thou shall discovere inst this 100% eternus winrateth build, is to commande thine teame liketh the lateth great napoleon, thrustinge thine influenceth into the holye mediume of communication, (ore the "voiceth chat" as the simpleth serfs call it.) always usinge thine lasere pointer, ande always sayinge "no! thou'reth doingeth it wrong! stop what thou'reth doing! go this way!" aftere carryinge thine lacklustere teame to great victorie, beth sureth to drop thine fineth roasts inst the "text chat" so the pathetic grovelinge littleth maggots choketh onst theire tears. Afterwards, maketh sureth to post thine beaminge stats to everye singleth social media platforme thou resideth on, to maximizeth the chances of beinge noticede bye a fineth monarch, ore singleth coupleth...
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